Some exelent street art..........

 

 

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NOT READY YET

 

NOT READY YET

 

 

Early one morning, my husband, who works in

a funeral home, woke me, complaining of severe

abdominal pains.

We rushed to the emergency room, where tests

were performed to determine the source of the pain.

My husband decided not to have me call in sick for

him until we knew what was wrong.

When the results came back, the nurse informed

us that, true to our suspicions, he was suffering

from a kidney stone.

I turned to my husband and asked, "Would you

like me to call the funeral home now?"

With a scornful look, the nurse turned to me

and snapped, "Honey, he's not that sick!"

 

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CUTE LIL CARDS

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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You are friendly

 

You are friendly, kind and caring
Sensitive, loyal and understanding
Humorous, fun, secure and true
Always there... yes that's you.

Special, accepting, exciting and wise
Truthful and helpful, with honest blue eyes
Confiding, forgiving, cheerful and bright
Yes that's you... not one bit of spite.

You're one of a kind, different from others
Generous, charming, but not one that smothers
Optimistic, thoughtful, happy and game
But not just another... in the long chain.

Appreciative, warm and precious like gold
Our friendship won't tarnish or ever grow old
You'll always be there, I know that is true
I'll always be here... always for you.

 

There re many things in ure life which will catch ure eye but only few will catch ure heart pursue those 

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Famous Quotes

Famous Quotes

 

What a grand thing, to be loved!
What a grander thing still, to love!

 

Love comforteth like sunshine after rain.

 

- William Shakespeare
One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life:
that word is love.

 

- Sophocles -
You don't marry someone you can live with,
you marry the person who you cannot live without.

 

- Author Unknown -
There is no remedy for love but to love more.

 

- Thoreau -
Love bears all things, believes all things,
hopes all things, endures all things.

 

- The Bible : 1 Corinthians -
What therefore God has joined together,
let no man separate.

 

- The Bible : Mark 10:9 -
Grow old along with me
the best is yet to be.

 

- Robert Browning
Love is patient, love is kind.
It does not envy, it does not boast,
it is not proud.
It is not rude, it is not self-seeking,
it is not easily angered,
it keeps no record of wrongs.
Love does not delight in evil
but rejoices with the truth.
It always protects, always trusts,
always hopes, always perseveres.
Love never fails.

 

- The Bible : 1 Corinthians 13:4 -
If you have it [love],
you don't need to have anything else.
If you don't have it,
it doesn't matter much what else you do have.

 

- Sir James M. Barrie -
 
 
 
There re many things in ure life which will catch ure eye but only few will catch ure heart pursue those

 

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Brain teaser jokes

. What is the best day to go to the beach?
A. Sunday, of course!

 

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Q. What bow can't be tied?
A. A rainbow!

 

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Q. What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish?
A. Every morning you'll rise and shine!

 

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Q. What does a teddy bear put in his house?
A. Fur-niture!

 

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Q.What season is it when you are on a trampoline?
A.Spring time.

 

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Q. What happens to cows during an earthquake?
A. They give milk shakes!

 

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Q. Why did the jelly wobble?
A. Because it saw the milk shake!

 

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Q. What do you call a girl who is always in the bookies?
A. Betty!

 

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Q. Where do cows go on holiday?
A. Moo York

 

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Q. Where did the computer go to dance?
A. To a disc-o.

 

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Q. What do you call a man who rolls in the leaves?
A. Russel

 

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Q. What has one head, one foot and four legs?
A. A Bed

 

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Q. Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
A. He was a chicken.

 

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Q. What is the difference between a school teacher and a train?
A. The teacher says spit your gum out and the train says "chew chew chew".

 

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Q. Why did the birdie go to the hospital?
A. To get a tweetment.

 

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Q. What do you call someone who is afraid of Santa?
A. A Clausterphobic

 

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Q. Why was the guy looking for the food on his friend?
A. Because his friend said its on me.

 

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Q. Did you hear the joke about the roof?
A. Never mind, it's over your head!

 

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Q. What do you call a cow eating grass in a paddock?
A. A lawn mooer

 

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Q. Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
A. Because he had no-body to go with.

 

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Three Things

Three Things
 

Three things to be 
- pure, just and honest

Three things to govern 
- temper tongue and conduct

Three things to have 
- courage, affection and gentleness

Three things to love
- the wise, the virtuous and the innocent

Three things to commend
- thrift, industry and promptness

Three things to despise
- cruelty, arrogance and ingratitude

Three things to attain 
- goodness of heart, integrity, and cheerfulness

 

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The Times of India - Headlines Dated 1.1.2020!!!! !!

The Times of India - Headlines Dated 1.1.2020!!!! !!

 

1. President Sonia Gandhi n Prime Minister Priyanka Gandhi receive Italy Prime Minister Rahul Gandhi at airport!!!

2.  This is my last film - Rajnikant.

 

3.  I'll surely enter in to Indian Team - Ganguly.

4.  Salman, Vivek, Abhishek attend Ashiwarya rai -Dhoni wedding.

 

5. "Kyunki Saas bhi kabhi bahu thi" completes 25000th Episode. Tulsi virani becomes Great Great Great Great Grand-Mother. And the best part, baa is still alive!!!!  

 

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I LOVE U

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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What will a sardar do if he gets the following error

What will a sardar do if he gets the following error

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What is friendship means!!!!

 

 

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SUper Bike & Car

           

 

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one line joke

How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?

 

 

 

If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?

 

 

 

If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the OTHERS here for?

 

 

 

Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?

 

 

 

A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station.

 

 

 

A scientist crossed a skunk with an owl. He's got a bird that smells but doesn't give a hoot.

 

 

 

Why are all the dumb blonde jokes one-liners? So men will understand them.

 

 

 

Name ten animals from Africa. Nine elephants and a giraffe.

 

 

 

Two's company, three's a crowd but what is four and five? Nine.

 

 

 

The thief stole a calendar. He got 12 months.

 

 
  
Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born beautiful, but what the hell happened to you

 

Do step ladders have real parents?

 

 

 

How do you keep an idiot in suspense???
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........huh! !!

 

 

 

 

 

Can I have a return ticket please. Certainly, where to? Back here, you fool.

 

 

 

 

 

Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted.

 

 

 

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shortcuts

 

shortcuts

1dRfl - wonderful 2 - to/too/two 2dA - today 2moro - tomorrow 2nite - tonite 3dom - freedom 4 - for 4get - forget 4N - foreign ADN - any day now AFAIK - as far as I know AFAIR - as far as I recall ASAP - as soon as possible ATM - at the moment B - be B4 - before B4N - bye for now BB - bye-bye Bf -boyfriend BG - big grin BION - believe it or not BK - big kiss BTDT - been there, done that BTW - by the way By - busy

C - see/sea CB - call back CUL - see you later CWYL - chat with you later DUZ - does DUZNT - doesn't F2F - free to talk? G2G - got to go Gf - girlfried Gr8 - great Grr - angry H2 - how to HUH - have you heard? IC - I see ICCL - I couldn't care less IK - I know ILU (or ILY) - I love you in4ml - informal KISS - keep it simple, stupid KUTGW - keep up the good work

L8 - late L8r - later LMK - let me know M8 - mate MOF - matter of fact MT - empty MTE - my thoughts exactly NAGI - not a good idea Ne - any Ne1 - anyone No1 - no one nrg - energy OIC - Oh I see OK - okay ONNA - oh no, not again! OTT- over the top PCM - please call me Pls - please Ppl - people PTL - praise the Lord R - are Re - regarding RUOK - are you okay?

Spk - speak Sry - sorry SWAK - sealed with a kiss THX - thanks TTYL - talk to you later TXT - text U - you U@ - you at? (where are you?) UOK - you okay? UR - your/you're Usu - usually W8 - wait W84M - wait for me W/ - with Wan2 - want to wn - when WMF - works for me XLNT - excellent Y - why YM - you mean YR - yeah, right

 

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Cute Fashion

 

 

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